Seven Times Seven

02-15-2007 - 9:13 pm - Comments (3)

Seven Things To Do Before I Die

1. Teach the world to sing
2. Paint daisies on my car
3. Give a quarter to every child I see
4. Ride a pony through Central Park
5. Crochet socks for the homeless
6. Plant tulips all over town
7. Quit fucking with your head

Seven Things I Cannot Do

1. Take myself seriously
2. Take any other bloggers seriously
3. Tolerate liars
4. Listen to whiners
5. Fuck while hanging upside down on the monkey bars
6. Stop crushing on a girl
7. Quit fucking with your head

Seven Things That Attract Me to...Blogging

1. The drama - it makes me laugh
2. The stalkers
3. I like the word - ‘blog’. Sounds dirty
4. I don’t have to give a shit about if it’s clean or not
5. Cheap therapy
6. Great friends
7. Fucking with people’s heads

Seven Things I Say Most Often

1. Pssssht!
2. Asshat
3. Um. Hello?!
4. STFU
5. Destiny!
6. “Hello. Maricopa Santa Fe Federal Credit Union, this is Jade, how can I help you?”
7. I’m horny

Seven Books That I Love

1. How To Make Love To A Man
2. Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus
3. OCD & Other Gods
4. Discovering Sexuality That Will Satisfy You Both: When Couples Want Differing Amounts & Kinds Of Sex
5. Shared Intimacies: Women’s Sexual Experiences
6. This Side Of Crazy
7. Life is One Damn Thing After Another

Seven Movies That I Watch Over and Over Again

1. Debbie Does Dallas
2. Breast Obsessed
3. Pirates
4. O The Power Of Submission
5. Private Teacher
6. Taboo 2
7. Every Woman Has a Fantasy 1 and 2

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Author: Jade

Location: Arizona

Interests: I can't spell it.....

If I told you any more, I would have to kill you.